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Do your ears...

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Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang high
Can they wave up in the sky
Do they crinkle when they’re wet
Do they straighten when they’re dry
Can you wave them at your neighbour
With the minimum of labour
Do your ears hang high?

Are your ears in the middle
Can they wibble, do they jiggle
Do they give yourself a scare
When they jump around and wiggle
Did you give yourself a shake
When they fell into a lake
Are your ears in the middle?

Do your ears spin round
Did they fall off on the ground
Did one fall down the drain
Then the other turn around
Did you follow all you oughta
Were they always for the slaughter
Do your ears spin round?

Do your ears stick out
Do you use them to catch trout
Do they get very wet or
Are you suffering from drought
Do they stretch out through the sky
Did they poke out someone’s eye
Do your ears stick out?

Do you have no ears
Did they fall off through the years
Did one go first
Then the other take a hurst
Did they travel far and wide
Or were they always by your side
Do you have no ears?
Well i made this up with :iconlakerose: and :iconpeeshy: on the once again boring trek to the field. the first verse is traditional though and the second verse is attributed to michael rosen, poet.
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Syraan's avatar
Haha. I like the original verses after the first one xD I used to love this song as a little kid.