Snigger the squirrel
Had his nuts stolen
They were stolen by the nutbeast
So now he is swollen
It’s true!
Snigger and the nutbeast
Went to the park
Where a blind man fed them eels
Till after dark
It’s true!
Snigger and the nutbeast
Went to the lake
Where they stayed until the earth cracked
And had an earthquake
It’s true!
Snigger and the nutbeast
Stole a van
The nutbeast drove it
And ran over a man
It’s true!
Snigger and the nutbeast
Couldn’t pay the rent
The landlord kicked them out
So now the y live in a tent
It’s true!
Snigger and the nutbeast
Went to Knebworth house
They climbed into a suit of armour
And found a mouse
It’s true!
Snigger and the nutbeast
Went to the North Pole
Where they met a dragon
Who’s name was Grockle
It’s true!
Snigger and the nutbeast
Went into a cave
Where they met a polar bear
Who’s name was Dave
It’s true!
Snigger and the nutbeast
Went into Dave’s shoe
It was big and hairy
And filled with poo
It’s true!
Snigger and the nutbeast
Went to L.A.
Where they sunbathed in the night-time
And slept in the day
It’s true!
Snigger and the nutbeast
Met a cyberman
He was very scary
So they ran and ran
It’s true!
Snigger and the nutbeast
Their story never ends
That’s why I’m still singing it
Cause they’re best friends!
It’s true!!!!!!!!!
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Comments
I think I wanted to strangle:
a) snigger
b) the nutbeast
c) Kate
now
d) you!
No offence or anything.....
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Am I mAd?
Am I cRazY?
NO- I'm just me!
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GET OVER YOURSELF.
STAGS mustve MEANINATED you.
ALTHOUGH it has to be said. Snigger and his infernal nutbeast ...
They can get a bit annoying.
Remember the Chateau beach trip?
GOD I wanted to jump out of the upper deck bus window.
Tah Hah.
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Remember dear viewers, life is transitory.
mwaha ha ha haaa.
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Am I mAd?
Am I cRazY?
NO- I'm just me!
i mean, i had only sung all of the verses six times......
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life is like a piano. what you get out of it depends on how you play it.
buy CHARTJACKERS' "i've got nothing" from i-tunes now - only 79p and all proceeds to Children In Need. Plus it's catchy and my friend helped write it!
i dont mind if people find it annoying............coz that means it sticks
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life is like a piano. what you get out of it depends on how you play it.
buy CHARTJACKERS' "i've got nothing" from i-tunes now - only 79p and all proceeds to Children In Need. Plus it's catchy and my friend helped write it!
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Am I mAd?
Am I cRazY?
NO- I'm just me!
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